Another suspicious mailer arrived today.
Inside, a torn piece of crumpled note reads “Yankee D is dead. Found instructions to pass along. GKR Intelligence has you marked. Join the resistance before it’s too late, defendyourhomefront.com – Jefferson (A voice of Freedom Operative)”
Also, there was a old brown file with the tag ‘Mohd, Nizam’. I flipped the cover and saw a mugshot of me, in the year 2018. The appended pages contained a long description of my history since 1999. It looks like Greater Korean Republic has done extensive research on my profile. But what was disturbing that I was classified as a HIGH LEVEL 5 Threat to it’s (Greater Korean Republic)’s objectives, and it is “recommended Mohd be apprehended and scheduled for termination at once.”
I’m shocked. Was this because GKR found out I have not owned a single Wondergirls concert DVD or music CD, or because I can’t dance like 2.PM or 2.AM, or because I was claiming misrepresentation on a Korean Drama a few days ago? Either way, my new acquaintance who loves watching Korean dramas may be in danger too.
This is getting personal. I have to defend my homefront. Because in front of my home is where the door is and that’s where the enemy will come from. I’m not so worried about the back of my home because my apartment is eight storeys high.
But if the Wondergirls turned up at the door, I will invite them in for tea. or coffee. no, make it a hot coffee (raises eyebrow).
Will you join me?